David Letterman's "Top Ten Details of Rick Perry's Tax Plan"
10. Fifty percent tax increase for all guys named 'Mitt'
9. Hunting camps with offensive names are tax exempt
8. It's covered in rib sauce
7. Lets people choose regular tax, flat tax, or 'El tax muy caliente!'
6. It's called the 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9 plan
5. The obese pay an additional 3 percent per chin
4. Free dance lessons (video of Rick Perry dancing with Orthodox Jews)
3. Not sure. Honestly, when this guy speaks I have no idea what the heck he's talking about
2. All tax refunds now go directly to the Chinese
1. Punishment for filing late? Lethal injection
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