“President Trump called into Fox & Friends on Tuesday and said he planned to call into the program regularly in the final weeks of the campaign. Steve Doocy, a co-host, told the president that Fox News had not agreed to giving him a weekly platform on the morning show. Wow, Steve Doocy just told the president of the United States, ‘Don’t call us, we’ll call you.’ Imagine that — he’s the most powerful man in the world and they’re treating him like he’s a Jehovah’s Witness who’s also selling timeshares.” —Trevor Noah
“The fact that Doocy knew it was 47 minutes shows you how annoyed he was. Not 45 minutes, not an hour — 47 minutes exactly. That’s someone who spent most of a conversation staring at their watch.” —Trevor Noah
“And by the way, if Melania ever wanted to have an affair, Trump’s Fox News interviews would be the perfect time for her to do it. [imitating Melania] ‘OK, Eduardo, my husband just called into Fox now, so we have anywhere between 45 minutes and three hours to make cold, indifferent love.’” —Trevor Noah
“Trump’s approach to climate change is the same as his approach to coronavirus: just deny its existence and then hope it will magically disappear. But it’s no wonder that Trump doesn’t believe in science, since the dude’s been defying science his whole life — when science told him he couldn’t subsist on a diet of fast food, meatloaf and steak for 74 years, Trump was like: ‘challenge accepted.’” —Trevor Noah
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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