“Look, guys, between this and blaming riots on Joe Biden, either Trump is delusional, or he’s slowly trying to Jedi-mind-trick America into thinking that Biden has been president this whole time. [Imitating Trump] ‘Guys, if you want four more years of this disaster, by all means, re-elect President Biden. You saw how crazy it was. Maybe this time you should pick an outsider.’” —Trevor Noah
“Guess what, Donald? There’s only one man responsible for fixing all of America’s problems, and it’s not Joe Biden — it’s Jared Kushner!” —Trevor Noah
“Hey, maybe I should start pulling this move, just blaming [expletive] on people who have nothing to do with anything. Just walking into a 7-Eleven like, ‘You guys didn’t set my DVR last night and now I missed Game 7!’” —Trevor Noah
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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