The theory is the Taliban will surrender if they read enough tweets from Kanye West (And then he repeated that in Chinese)

October 2011

"President Obama just announced a new student loan plan that will forgive debt after 20 years. Yeah, Obama said that forgiving debt is the most honorable thing someone can do. And then he repeated that in Chinese." –Jimmy Fallon

"A company in Illinois is selling a collectible baby doll of President Obama. It's really cute. The doll can even say a few words, as long as it has a teleprompter. And just so Republicans don't complain, it comes with a birth certificate." –Jimmy Fallon

"The United States has been using Twitter to help fight the Taliban. The theory is the Taliban will surrender if they read enough tweets from Kanye West." –Conan O'Brien

"'Seinfeld' star Jason Alexander is in the Middle East to promote peace. In a related story, 'Friends' star Matt LeBlanc is in Europe trying to prop up the troubled euro." –Conan O'Brien

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