the only people we've ever done it for are the president and Lindsay Lohan (I didn't even know the guy was Jewish)

October 2011

"As you know, President Obama is here in Los Angeles He's raising money for a huge disaster relief project. It's called NBC." –Jay Leno

"It feels weird, because we're taping the show extra early tonight. It's rare that we change what time we tape the show to accommodate a guest's schedule. In fact, the only people we've ever done it for are the president and Lindsay Lohan." –Jay Leno

"A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, 'I didn't even know the guy was Jewish.'" –Jay Leno

"Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth." –Jay Leno 

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