That was more than a brain fart. That was brain explosive diarrhea (four and a half hours to finish a sentence)

November 2011

"According to a U.N. Report out this week, Iran tried to design a miniature nuclear weapon. Investigators say this plot was hatched by Iran's miniature president." –Jay Leno

"Rick Perry’s gaffe at the debate. That was more than a brain fart. That was brain explosive diarrhea." –Daily Show correspondent John Oliver

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence." –Jay Leno

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