David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways The World Would Be Different If Everyone Were Named Newt"
10. Goodbye eggs Benedict; hello eggs Newt
9. Beatles broke up because 'Newt' couldn't get along with 'Newt'
8. Trump would be known as 'The Newt'
7. Still have a tattoo of your ex-girlfriend's name? No problem!
6. Santa now says, 'On Newt, on Newt, on Newt and Newt, on Newt, on Newt, on Newt and Newt'
5. The mother on 'How I Met Your Mother': Newt
4. When you tell your iPhone to call Newt, it says, 'Be more specific, Newt'
3. On 'Jeopardy,' people just keep buzzing in and saying, 'Who is Newt?'
2. When you just say, 'Newt' with no last name, people know you're referring to Newt Winfrey
1. You know who ain't gonna be President? Newt Perry
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