Police said it was the worst riot in Oakland since every Raiders home game (You mean the one on the sofa?)

 November 2011

"Last night the Occupy Oakland protest got out of hand. Demonstrators broke windows, hurled Molotov cocktails and chunks of concrete. Police said it was the worst riot in Oakland since every Raiders home game." –Jimmy Kimmel

"It's a great day for president Obama. Forbes magazine put out a list of the most powerful people in the world. And our president is number one. I guess nobody told congress." –Craig Ferguson

"Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the oval office. You mean the one on the sofa?" –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama just went to the G20 summit to give Europe advice on its debt crisis. Wait, Europe's getting economic advice from Obama? That's like J.Lo getting marriage advice from Kim Kardashian." –Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama bumped Chinese President Hu Jintao from the #1 spot on Forbes' list of the world's most powerful people. It was awkward—Obama wanted to buy a copy of the magazine, but he had to borrow five bucks from Hu Jintao." –Jimmy Fallon

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