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Tuesday, September 22, 2020

or drop-kicking Baby Yoda/so get ready for Supreme Court Justice Extra Crispy/Bubble Wrap


September 2020

“Trump really wants this Supreme Court fight, but there’s a danger in Trump basing his re-election on this, because 62 percent of Americans want the seat to remain vacant compared to only 23 percent who want him to fill it. [imitating Trump] ‘People love the way I shanked Covid. Quick, find something to take their mind off it. I’ve narrowed it down to hastily replacing the most beloved Supreme Court justice or drop-kicking Baby Yoda.’” —Stephen Colbert


“Trump is thrilled to have this opportunity. A source close to him revealed that Trump has been ‘salivating’ to nominate a replacement — so get ready for Supreme Court Justice Extra Crispy.” —Stephen Colbert


“But he’s promised a female nominee. This means Trump is going to be spending a lot of time this weekend enjoying his favorite hobby: rating women on a scale of one to 10.” —James Corden


“Is it just me or does it sound like Trump’s announcing a sacrifice? ‘It will be a woman!’” —James Corden


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

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