Man, if we existed, we'd be so angry right now!/skimping on the pepperoni/his wife and five hookers

November 2011

"Today is 11/11/11! A date so simple, even Rick Perry can remember it." –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday, a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters interrupted Michele Bachmann's speech in South Carolina. In response, Bachmann's supporters were like, 'Man, if we existed, we'd be so angry right now!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"As if Cain's troubles couldn't get worse, today, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie accused Herman Cain of skimping on the pepperoni." –David Letterman

"The Italian prime minister announced he is stepping down. He's looking forward to spending more time with his wife and five hookers." –Craig Ferguson

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