I'm not one of these word talkers (Today he executed his pollster)

October 2011

"In a new interview, Rick Perry said it was a mistake for him to participate in the presidential debates. Perry said 'I'm not one of these 'word talkers.''' –Conan O'Brien

"Michele Bachmann said she wants her three daughters to learn to shoot a gun. Mostly so they can put her campaign out of its misery." –Conan O'Brien

"Rick Perry is now behind in the polls and he's not taking it well. Today he executed his pollster." –David Letterman

"A couple of days ago they found Moammar Gadhafi hiding in a storm sewer, and they pulled him out and killed him. In three years, he would have been eligible for his pension! Yep and he left his entire wardrobe to Lady Gaga." –David Letterman 

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