his campaign slogan is basically, ‘Look out behind you!’ (if you want to stretch your legs, now’s the perfect time)

September 2020

“The big news on Wednesday was President Trump’s taped conversations with the journalist Bob Woodward, in which Trump acknowledged the severity of Covid-19 and said he’d downplayed it so Americans wouldn’t panic. But causing panic, is literally his favorite thing. Cities are burning, suburbs are collapsing, caravans of Antifa Mexicans are committing Muslim voter fraud — his campaign slogan is basically, ‘Look out behind you!’” —Trevor Noah

“And look, I get that as a leader you don’t want people to panic, but you also want to inform the people so they can be safe. You know, if a plane is crashing, a pilot will tell you to remain calm, but they’ll also tell you to fasten your seatbelts and brace for impact. If Trump was a pilot, he’d be like, ‘Attention all passengers, everything is fine. Seatbelts are for snowflakes, and if you want to stretch your legs, now’s the perfect time. Bye-bye.’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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