his approval ratings go down the toilet in a counter-clockwise motion (This is going to be a piece of cake)

November 2011

"People say Herman Cain was rambling and embarrassed himself while trying to answer a question about Libya. Some say it proves he's not qualified to be president. But the good news is, rambling and embarrassing himself does qualify him to be vice president." –Jay Leno

"Herman Cain's only real foreign policy experience is from when he ran the National Restaurant Association and had to deal with the manager from the International House of Pancakes." –Jay Leno

"People attending a Rick Perry event in New Hampshire had to prove they were American citizens. They asked a math or science question and if you get it wrong, you were born here." –Jay Leno 

"President Obama is in Australia. When he's in Australia, his approval ratings go down the toilet in a counter-clockwise motion." –Craig Ferguson

"Last week President Obama was in Hawaii. Now he's in Australia. Next week he's in Indonesia. I think he watched the Republican debates and went, 'This is going to be a piece of cake,' and went on vacation" –Craig Ferguson

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