he is in excellent health, except his blood pressure. It's 70 over 14 trillion (I get to put up condos in Yellowstone)

November 2011

"President Obama had his annual physical. Doctors say he is in excellent health, except his blood pressure. It's 70 over 14 trillion." –Jay Leno
 
"A lot of kids across the country got the day off from school because of Halloween. I'm pretty sure this is why we're falling behind China. Not only did their kids not get the day off from school, they made all of our kids' costumes." –Jimmy Kimmel

"If the protesters get to Occupy Wall Street, I get to put up condos in Yellowstone." –Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”