They’re both 80’s pop culture icons with horrible histories with women (everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face)

“Another bizarre and frustrating week of Donald Trump royally shanking his coronavirus press conferences. An assessment of his latest strategy: inviting individual governors to the Oval Office. On Thursday, the president met with New Jersey’s governor, Phil Murphy, for a press call in which he latched on to an analogy Murphy used for coronavirus shock: ‘As Mike Tyson said, everyone has a plan until you get punched in the face.’ It makes sense that Trump would relate to Mike Tyson. They’re both 80’s pop culture icons with horrible histories with women who need no excuse to eat a human ear.” —Stephen Colbert

“I admire Trump’s gall to say the US will somehow be rid of the virus because it will ‘disappear’ with or without a vaccine – ‘If you don’t have a vaccine and the virus is gone, we’re like we were before,’ Trump said. Oh, where we were before, good! So instead of being in a global pandemic, we’ll go back to being completely unprepared for a global pandemic.” —Stephen Colbert

“Here’s the thing: Trump doesn’t want everything to go back to normal because we’re ready for it to go back to normal. He wants everything to go back to normal because he’s bored. Indeed, Trump told reporters this week that he’s been in the White House for months and would ‘like to get out.’ Mr President, we would all like to get you out of the White House. —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”