I can’t believe I’ve been spelling it wrong this whole time! (That Must Be Tough)

“We’re not going to solve America’s gun problems in half an hour, but we’ll probably do more than Congress.” --Trevor Noah

“Meanwhile, staffers told Trump he misspelled his name. He tweeted this, ‘Sorry, I meant to say Ddnald Ttump.’” --Jimmy Fallon

“When Don Jr. saw that, he was like, ‘I can’t believe I’ve been spelling it wrong this whole time!’” --Jimmy Fallon

“Over the weekend, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell tripped at his house and broke his shoulder. On the bright side, it’ll be harder for him to shrug off gun control.” --Jimmy Fallon

“If video games were so influential, they should make one about Congress called ‘[F***ing] Do Something.’” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”