Or that's what he'd like to tell the ladies (some people just don't know how to behave at a hanging)

"In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, the Prime Minister of Iraq says not only will he not seek a second term in office, he wishes he could quit early. He says he has other interests he'd like to pursue, like trying to stay alive." --Jay Leno

"The Iraqi government has ordered an investigation into the abusive behavior towards Saddam Hussein at his execution. The crowd was apparently taunting Hussein. You know, some people just don't know how to behave at a hanging." --Jay Leno

"As you know, Saddam Hussein was hung. Or that's what he'd like to tell the ladies." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”