Now, people are blaming Facebook for this because they handed over all your data willingly. It's less like they're a bank that got robbed at gunpoint and more like a bank that just gave bank robbers your money because that's their business model. But now you can't quit the bank because your whole family is at the bank and, also, the bank is where you get to see if your high school friends got fat. --Stephen Colbert
First daughter Ivanka visited Iowa yesterday, where she visited a science facility to promote the president's infrastructure proposal. Ivanka has been getting some heat for tweeting a picture of herself dressed like Science Barbie. Just like a real Barbie, she has no scientific credentials, and the space where her heart should be is a hollow plastic shell. --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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