"Republicans in Texas think you need a course on how to keep a marriage together. Who's going to teach it? Rudy Giuliani or Newt Gingrich?" --Jay Leno
"Under this new immigration deal, illegal aliens can become legal by paying a fine of $5,000. Where are they going to get that? The only aliens who can afford that are starting for the Yankees." --Jay Leno
"Here's news from Washington, DC: We now have a new war czar. Yes, he was appointed by President Bush, so what could go wrong?" --David Letterman
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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