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Thursday, April 27, 2017

Jeb Bush is excited to get back to losing (healthcare extortion)



President Trump unveiled his new tax plan today. And it’s pretty much the same as his old plan: He’s not gonna pay them. –Seth Meyers
According to reports, a group of buyers led by Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter has won the auction to purchase the Miami Marlins. Jeter is excited to get back to baseball, while Jeb is excited to get back to losing. –Seth Meyers
Today was first lady Melania Trump’s birthday. And after she blew out the candles, nobody had to ask what she wished for. –Seth Meyers



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