"More
details are starting to come out about the $5,000 prostitute. Her name's Ashley
Alexandra Dupre. She's a 22-year-old aspiring musician. I believe
she is classically trained on the flute." --Jay Leno
"Friend of the show
and Emperor's Club lifetime member, Eliot Spitzer,
resigned as governor of New York. It was such a big story that the media
followed the governor's SUV through traffic for over 20 minutes in the hope
that he would stop and pick up a prostitute. Jimmy, can we get a close-up on
his bumper sticker? [on screen: bumper sticker reading, 'My Other Ride Is A
Hooker']. You do not want to see what he's got in his mud flaps. But Spitzer's
resignation was short and moving [on screen: Spitzer saying, 'The remorse I
feel will always be with me']. And on future business trips, so will Mrs.
Spitzer" --Stephen Colbert
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