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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it “United.”



A major food company has recalled two types of frozen hash browns because the potatoes may contain pieces of golf balls. Doctors say if you’ve already ingested pieces of golf balls, the best thing is to just let them play through. –James Corden
In a new interview, President Trump said he is “mostly there” on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. Said Trump, “Look, at this point, I’ve already accomplished 95 days.” –Seth Meyers
This week is National Volunteer Week. Said President Trump, “So, anybody wanna be president?” –Seth Meyers
A restaurant opened in London today specializing in airline-style food. And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it “United.” –Seth Meyers



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