U.S. senator is job she's always dreamed of resigning from

"And then the other day in the summation, the defense lawyer said George Zimmerman had nothing put 'pure unadulterated innocence.' That's right, he played the 'my client is a moron card.' I know we can't talk about race in this trial, but now we have to have code words for idiot? If his pants are full of shit, you must acquit.'" –Bill Maher



"If we're going to leave with one lesson from this whole assorted affair it's to leave police work to the actual police. They're the ones who are trained in shooting unarmed black kids." –Bill Maher



"Sarah Palin said she may run for the Senate. She said being a U.S. senator is job she's always dreamed of resigning from." –Bill Maher