What it's like to lose a million dollars in the couch cushions

"The Sarasota Republican party has named Donald Trump its statesman of the year. If there's one word I'd think of to describe Trump, it's 'statesman-like.' And if there were four words, they would be 'not at all statesman-like.'" –Jimmy Kimmel 

"Happy Friday the 13th - and to prove he's not superstitious, Mitt Romney drove around with a black cat on the roof of his car." –Jay Leno 

"On Friday Oprah Winfrey interviewed Mitt Romney. They talked about politics, foreign policy, and what it's like to lose a million dollars in the couch cushions." –Conan O'Brien



John Hulse painting