Referring to his presidency as the eight-year oopsy

"George W. Bush said he wishes people would stop referring to his tax policy as the Bush tax cuts. He also wishes people would stop referring to his presidency as the eight-year oopsy." –Conan O'Brien



"Newt Gingrich is $5 million in debt. And he's the guy who was going to fix our economy." –David Letterman





"It turns out that Newt Gingrich’s campaign wrote a $500 check to participate in the Utah primary, but it bounced. Even M.C. Hammer was like, 'Manage your money, bro.'" –Jimmy Fallon

John Hulse painting