He taught his dog to roll over . . . an IRA

“Mitt Romney is so rich, he taught his dog to roll over . . . an IRA.” –Jay Leno



“Rick Santorum wants to crack down on pornography. Most political analysts say it could hurt him with the ‘every single man in America’ vote.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump's sons shot and killed endangered animals on a safari. They got an elephant, a crocodile, and that thing on their dad’s head.” –Jimmy Fallon