The
ride share company Uber announced a promotion this week called Uber Health
where people can use their app toward a free flu shot. So yeah, if you don’t
mind a high-tech company known for tracking people’s movements injecting you
with a random substance, this is for you. –James Corden
When
Uber drivers were asked today if that why they had a syringe in the glove box,
they were like, “Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, the flu shots. Uh-huh, the flu shots.”
–James Corden
Imagine
how terrified you would be if you meant to call a regular Uber and suddenly a
guy gets out of the car and says, “Drop your pants, this is going to take a
minute.” –James Corden
