"Mitt Romney is in Los
Angeles today for a fundraiser. So that's one more handsome guy in L.A.
auditioning for a role he probably won't get." –Conan O'Brien
"Mitt Romney is trailing in the polls. After being accused
of being too vague, Romney's campaign team says they will start being more
specific. When asked when, they said, 'Soon-ish.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Arnold Schwarzenegger
has written a new book about his affair with his Hispanic housekeeper, and the
book is actually called 'Total Recall.' In response, she's written a book about
their affair called 'Alien vs. Predator.'" –Conan O'Brien
