Donald Trump has
reportedly asked for his adult children to get top-level security clearance so
that they can see classified documents and explain them to him. Trump is trying
to get top-secret security clearance for his kids, which explains why today
Vladimir Putin asked Trump to adopt him. –Jimmy Fallon
There are reports
that Bill Clinton encouraged Donald Trump to run for president. When asked
about it, Bill Clinton said, “It hasn’t been this tense around my house since …
well, you know…” –Conan O’Brien
Donald Trump has
announced that as president, he’ll take a salary of $1 a year. And he promises
he’ll earn every penny. –Conan O’Brien
