By the way, thank you for the cards and letters (Customers can expect no change in service)

Spirit Airlines is warning that it may soon cease operations within the next year. Customers can expect no change in service. —Greg Gutfeld

And finally, the man with the world's largest penis broke his arm after slipping and falling in the shower. By the way, thank you for the cards and letters. —Greg Gutfeld

New Jersey parents are outraged over a new law that could put them in prison for their kids bad behavior. It’s designed to keep families intact since most New Jersey parents are already in prison. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”