they’re specifically targeting Kid Rock for some reason (just don’t mess with our gummies)

“Yeah, a 200 percent tariff on champagne and wine. Americans heard and were, like, ‘You can do whatever you want with wine; just don’t mess with our gummies.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“People buying champagne and wine were, like, ‘What’s next, caviar and truffles?’” — Jimmy Fallon

“President Trump is playing a dangerous game. Nobody wants to attend a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and cheese party, you know what I’m saying?” — Jimmy Fallon

“The E.U. said, ‘Oh, yeah? We’re going to put a 50 percent tariff on boats, bourbon and motorbikes from the United States,’ which is interesting because boats, bourbon and motorbikes — they’re specifically targeting Kid Rock for some reason.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“So get ready to toast the next New Year’s with America’s finest sparkling beverage, Champagne Code Red.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”