I spelled my name right! (Whoa — is it noon already?)

"Big announcement at NBC. George Bush's daughter, Jenna, was just hired as a correspondent on the Today Show. The show said they wanted someone who would make Kathie Lee look sober." --Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump just went on Twitter and bragged about a poll showing that he has a 46 percent approval rating. Really? That’s like posting a math quiz on the fridge where you got a D+. “I spelled my name right!” –Jimmy Fallon

"New research found that people who wake up early are more productive than people who sleep in. Or as Congress put it, 'Whoa — is it noon already?'" –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”