That means more people have walked on the moon than have signed up for Obamacare (if we wait it could go as high as seven?)

November 2013

"Six kids showed up for Halloween with no costumes at all, just dressed like ordinary people. They said, 'We're the six people who signed up for Obamacare on the first day.'" –Jay Leno

"According to CBS News, only six people enrolled in Obamacare on the first day of the rollout. Six! That means more people have walked on the moon than have signed up for Obamacare." –Jay Leno 

"This is my favorite part. Hand to God, this is the absolute truth. The White House said that the number six is not official. Really, aren't they better off saying nothing? Not official? What, if we wait it could go as high as seven?" –Jay Leno

"Last night the Obamas gave out dried fruit to more than 5,000 trick-or-treaters. In a related story, today workers outside the White House had to sweep up a bunch of dried fruit." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”