“Two national polls this week showed Biden up by 12 and 11 points each, which, somehow, gives me even more anxiety than if the race was closer. It’s like when your wife says she wants you to go on that guys’ trip to Vegas for the weekend and you’re like, ‘OK, so what are you gonna do?’ [Imitating wife] ‘Oh, nothing.’ ‘You won’t be, like, lonely?’ ‘Oh, no. I’ll be fine.’ ‘Well then I’m not going!’” —Seth Meyers
“One poll shows Joe Biden up by 17 points in Wisconsin. It’s the kind of maddening poll result designed to keep you up all night mainlining Xanax and digging through cross tabs: ‘All right, let’s see here. Biden is overperforming with liberal suburban women under 35 who drink Tazo tea and play tennis, but underperforming with centrist NASCAR dads over 50 who refer to the bathroom as their ‘office.’” —Seth Meyers
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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