maybe in the future we’ll be able to go to a movie without killing our grandma (The elephant in the womb)

October 2020

“The nation’s leading infectious disease expert, Dr. Anthony Fauci, warned this week that America might not return to normal until 2022, so hang on to your hydroxy if you still have it. Remember when we were kids and we all thought we’d have flying cars by 2022? Now it’s like, maybe in the future we’ll be able to go to a movie without killing our grandma.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The Trump campaign, meanwhile, has unleashed the spokesmonsters to deliver the president’s final election pitch: reality isn’t happening. ‘The American people have a very clear choice when it comes to Covid,’ said the White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, on Fox News. If you vote for Joe Biden, ‘it will be a lockdown, versus President Trump, where we are safely reopening this country’. We’re safely reopening the country? President Trump got the virus himself!” And so did you, by the way – you can’t safely open the door to your office, let alone the country.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”