You can’t put a price on human life, but it doesn’t stop Mitch from trying (a tuh-torrible tacist who shouldn’t be puhtesident)

“Now, there are two bipartisan background check bills that have passed the House but are being blocked by Senate majority leader and this month’s centerfold of Corruption Monthly, Mitch McConnell. You can’t put a price on human life, but it doesn’t stop Mitch from trying.” --Stephen Colbert

“Now, I wasn’t sure who Donald Ttump was, so I Googled him, and it said he was a tuh-torrible tacist who shouldn’t be puhtesident.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”