a showdown between Voldemort and Mary Poppins (on second thought, fasting sounds good)

July 2012

"The poverty rate is now at its highest since the 1960s. It's gotten so bad that Mitt Romney's butler let his butler go." –Conan O'Brien

"It leaked out that the London Olympics opening ceremony is going to include a showdown between Voldemort and Mary Poppins." –Conan O'Brien

"Even though the Olympics take place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during games. Then, after sampling the British food, they said, on second thought, fasting sounds good." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Even in the middle of an impeachment he cannot resist going after somebody in a beret (Dick Clark's Rock and Ramadan)

I have an announcement to make, because of the war in Iraq CBS is canceling Dick Clark's Rock and Ramadan. --David Letterman 12/17/1998

Saddam Hussein held a press conference and he announced that now now he will definitely vote YES on impeachment. --David Letterman 12/17/1998

President Clinton and Saddam Hussein are at it again. I mean this Clinton guy he's amazing if you think about this ladies and gentlemen. Even in the middle of an impeachment he cannot resist going after somebody in a beret. --David Letterman 12/17/1998

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the financially corrupt are now fighting with the sexually corrupt

"Yesterday, Denns Hastert defended himself by saying he had no idea what was going on. Hey, don't laugh. It worked for President Bush." --Jay Leno

"This Mark Foley e-mail thing caused quite a conflict within the two wings of the Republican Party. It seems the financially corrupt are now fighting with the sexually corrupt." --Jay Leno

"Iranian Supreme Leader Seyyed Ali Khamenei ruled this week that masturbation during Ramadan invalidates fasting. I think if that's true, you're doing it wrong." --Seth Meyers

"Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is in Iraq today. See, that's when you know things are bad in Washington -- when it's safer for Republicans to go to Baghdad." --Jay Leno

President Bush brushed up on Muslim culture by watching the movie Aladdin

"President Bush says there are similarities between Iraq and Vietnam. Of course, the big difference is, his dad could get him out of Vietnam." --Jay Leno

"There's now concern North Korea is about to set off a second nuclear bomb. Experts say the second bomb is twice as powerful as the first one, which means it could blow up two mail boxes." --Jay Leno

"Political experts say for the Republicans to win this November, they need something really, really big to happen -- like if President Bush suddenly finds Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden? We can't even find Wesley Snipes." --Jay Leno

"President Bush held a dinner for prominent Muslims to mark the end of the Muslim holiday of Ramadan. Before the dinner, President Bush brushed up on Muslim culture by watching the movie, 'Aladdin.' He's excited to meet Jafar." --Conan O'Brien