It comes pre-crashed (the world's longest receipt)

Today is the first day of the New York Auto Show. It went well. Only 30 cars were stolen. They've even made a new Tiger Woods edition SUV. It comes pre-crashed. —Tom Shillue

CVS plans to open 60 new stores in 2026. It's all part of a bigger plan to create the world's longest receipt. —Tom Shillue

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”