He says he wants to step down and spend more time with his brothers, Crackle and Pop (You just might be a republican!)

Now that they control the House, Democrats will try to investigate Trump's finances and get his tax returns. Which is why today Trump ran up to the troops guarding the Mexican border and yelled, "Let me out! Get me out of here!" --Jimmy Fallon

But just a few hours after Trump said the White House is a great place to work, his Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, announced his resignation. It makes sense that he's leaving now. Santa needs him to start making toys at the North Pole. That's right. He says he wants to step down and spend more time with his brothers, Crackle and Pop. --Jimmy Fallon

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