Somebody get me a pair of pliers and a bite stick! (Does she need ribs? I’ve got ribs!)

Last night the White House revoked Jim Acosta’s. Oh No! Now how will he “NOT” get answers to his questions. --Stephen Colbert

With Jeff Sessions gone, Trump has a new man overseeing Robert Mueller. Acting Attorney General and baby who grew up and is not happy about it, Matthew Whitaker. Whitaker’s a long-time outspoken critic of the Mueller investigation which he will now head. He previously served as the U.S. Attorney for the Southern district of Iowa. Then, after that, he worked for World Patent Marketing, which was shut down by the Federal Trade Commission for fraud. Great! He’s an expert on Federal crime because he committed it! --Stephen Colbert

And just in case you thought today couldn’t get any worse, we’ve learned that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been hospitalized with fractured ribs. No! Does she need ribs? I’ve got ribs! She can take mine. Somebody get me a pair of pliers and a bite stick! --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”