And Trump was like, “Yeah, why do you think I fired you.” (at your request I am submitting my resignation)

Despite losing control of the House, our president took a victory lap last night. Trump called the results very close to a complete victory for republicans. Yes. In the same way the World Series was very close to a complete victory for the Dodgers. I mean, other than games one, two, four and five, they crushed it. They won. --Jimmy Kimmel

In a letter to President Trump, Jeff Sessions wrote, “at your request I am submitting my resignation.” Which is a formal way of saying F-U for firing me. And in a letter Sessions said he operated with integrity and strove to uphold the rule of law. And Trump was like, “Yeah, why do you think I fired you.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”