"Condoleezza Rice was in Rome and she visited the Vatican and all the priests were very happy to see her. And everybody kept asking her 'What's it like to be celibate?'" --David Letterman
“Rudy Giuliani dropped out of the presidential race, but don't worry about him. He's already busy looking for wife number four.” --David Letterman
"Hillary criticized Obama so strongly that at one point he yelled at her. He just said, 'Hey, easy, lady, we're not married'" --David Letterman
"The big news coming out of Washington, D.C., is that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has now invited television cameras into the gym to watch her work out. They had her tossing the medicine ball with Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter." --David Letterman
"Was John McCain having an affair? I mean, think about it, John McCain and a young blond, and this was interesting: out of force of habit, Hillary is standing by him." --David Letterman
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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