Monday, January 16, 2023

Oooh, looks like I’ll have to be punished for that... (I thought that was Higgins from Magnum P.I.)


"Now, some people are really upset because President Obama

has decided to redecorate the Oval Office, and he got rid of

former President Bush's bust of Winston Churchill. When

he heard about it, Bush was furious and said, 'Winston

Churchill? I thought that was Higgins from 'Magnum

P.I.'" –Conan O'Brien


So Donald Trump endorsed L.L. Bean on Twitter — because if anybody represents the rugged great outdoors, it’s a spray-tanned germaphobe who goes to the bathroom on a gold toilet. –Conan O’Brien


The movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" has gotten a Razzie nomination for Worst Film of the Year. Upon hearing this, the film's director said, "Oooh, looks like I’ll have to be punished for that...” –Conan O’Brien


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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