So, if anyone's thinking about getting their head stuck in a banister, think twice (What the hell are people making their cakes out of?)

January 2023

“Well, guys, a new poll found that President Biden's approval rating has not been affected by the classified documents scandal. Today, Biden said. ‘In that case, there’s another 100 documents stashed in the pool house.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Well, over the past year, due to supply chain issues, the prices of margarine and butter have skyrocketed. So, if anyone's thinking about getting their head stuck in a banister, think twice.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Listen to this, everyone — tax season is almost here and, apparently, the country is facing a shortage of accountants. Let me get this straight -- we're currently short on eggs, butter, and accountants. And to that, I say, what the hell are people making their cakes out of?” —Jimmy Fallon

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