How much sawdust can we put in a Rice Crispy treat before people notice? (He’s literally a Scooby-Doo villain at this point)

January 2023

“Santos’s former roommate and a disabled veteran named Richard Osthoff also revealed that the New York representative tricked Osthoff into setting up a GoFundMe for his ailing service dog, then took the money when the fundraiser reached its goal. Well, that there is a ticket straight to hell. He’s literally a Scooby-Doo villain at this point.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This week, the new Republican congressman’s former roommate told Anderson Cooper on CNN that George Santos (who went by the name Anthony Devolder at the time) stole his Burberry scarf to wear at the Stop the Steal rally on January 6th. What’s the problem? Stealing was the theme of the rally! The Burberry bandit is on the loose.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“So you’re telling me this man didn’t just steal $3,000 from a dog? He didn’t just steal from a service dog. He didn’t just steal from a dying service dog. He stole from a disabled homeless veteran’s dying service dog? Oh my God! You evil and stupid. You’re going to mess with somebody’s dog – have you not heard of John Wick? Your ass is in trouble.” —Leslie Jones

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”