That’s right, dead
people voted. And I like that he added “many for a long time,” which makes it
seem like if newly dead people vote, you can forgive that. –Jimmy Kimmel
According to a
report from the Brennan Center for Justice, the rate of voter fraud, the real
rate in U.S. elections, is between .00004% and .00009%. In other words, about
the same rate as the couples on “The Bachelor” who get married. –Jimmy Kimmel
Today Trump said he
believes in torturing prisoners. Which is bad news for Melania. –Jimmy Kimmel

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