US Weekly released
their new cover story on Donald Trump’s children and promised “everything you
didn’t know about the Trump kids.” “Is it their names?” asked Trump. –Seth
Meyers
Three people were
arrested and charged in New Jersey today after leaving behind a pound of
marijuana in their hotel room. How could you forget your marijuana? Oh. Right.
–Seth Meyers
According to a
recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or
cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie. –Seth
Meyers

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