Thursday, January 26, 2017

JOKES: if newly dead people vote, you can forgive that (tombstone legacy)




That’s right, dead people voted. And I like that he added “many for a long time,” which makes it seem like if newly dead people vote, you can forgive that. –Jimmy Kimmel
According to a report from the Brennan Center for Justice, the rate of voter fraud, the real rate in U.S. elections, is between .00004% and .00009%. In other words, about the same rate as the couples on “The Bachelor” who get married. –Jimmy Kimmel
Today Trump said he believes in torturing prisoners. Which is bad news for Melania. –Jimmy Kimmel

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