Two Connecticut
residents stole over $1,000 worth of candles from the Yankee Candle Village.
The suspects are being described as white. –Conan O’Brien
Yesterday Donald
Trump sat down to dinner with Mitt Romney at Jean-Georges French restaurant in
the Trump International Hotel, because nothing says “man of the people” like
eating an $800 dinner in a tower you named after yourself. –James Corden
If you are
wondering what was on the dinner menu, Romney started by eating his words. Then
for the main course he swallowed his pride, dignity, and self-esteem. –James
Corden
