We
have Drake on the show tonight — a black, Jewish, immigrant rapper from Canada.
Or as Donald Trump would say, "I'm speechless. I need to sit down, I'm
getting lightheaded. I'm getting lightheaded. I'm seeing my spirit
animal." –Jimmy Fallon
I
hate to break it to Donald Trump, but there is already a Broadway show called
"Hairspray." –Jimmy Fallon
Burger
King just unveiled a new item combining the elements of a Whopper and a hot dog
known as the "Whopper Dog." As in, "I've got to take a sick day,
I just ate a Whopper Dog." –Jimmy Fallon
British
researchers are warning that one-fifth of the world's plant species are at risk
of extinction. Even worse, kale is expected to survive. –Jimmy Fallon
